Tweet Archive for August 2016

My Human pic.twitter.com/5ej48fmSlk

2:37pm Aug 30 2016 —

my human and the Queens dog pic.twitter.com/r0sJHOWbjt

3:19pm Aug 23 2016 —

RT @planetjedward: #7YearsOfJedward pic.twitter.com/90xX3ZvJhn

11:30pm Aug 22 2016 —

RT @doddleoddle: this is one half of @planetjedward dancing to @Sia whilst holding a cat

you’re welcome pic.twitter.com/EM5EBGzOSG

2:19pm Aug 22 2016 —

This wild squirrel is me crossing the road pic.twitter.com/H7dCRdJFXI

2:17pm Aug 22 2016 —

😏 pic.twitter.com/D9rlYJibR9

3:27pm Aug 16 2016 —

Can I dye my hair too?….

2:35pm Aug 16 2016 —

RT @planetjedward: 😜 I’m John and I’m Edward and together we are JEDWARD! 😜
vevo.ly/Wm8cUG pic.twitter.com/udfInFINSu

2:45am Aug 9 2016 —

when randomers on the street won’t stop laughing at me pic.twitter.com/rj8UFjRMam

9:23pm Aug 8 2016 —

no one ever really told me where the bathroom was so I kinda just decided I guess

9:11pm Aug 8 2016 —

don’t hold me like a dog…..I’m a human child

9:08pm Aug 8 2016 —

*spends 5 minutes in bath* Actually this is kinda nice..

9:06pm Aug 8 2016 —

I DON’T WANT A BATH….PLEASE STOP GIVING ME BATHS…I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING ME INSIDE TO LOVE ME …….THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL

9:06pm Aug 8 2016 —

Somebody braid my hair I look like a horse

8:31pm Aug 8 2016 —

Enya is my queen

8:31pm Aug 8 2016 —

RT @FijiMouse: I don’t tell people to ‘F*uk OFF’ I tell them to ‘Sail Away’ youtu.be/C3qsipSTGTQ

8:28pm Aug 8 2016 —

When no one is home I walk around like a human

8:25pm Aug 8 2016 —

I always feel super awkward when unknown numbers call my phone… like stranger danger you guys

8:22pm Aug 8 2016 —

I kind of want dreadlocks but I’m not really in to not washing my hair for ages

8:20pm Aug 8 2016 —

All my friends call me Dumbledore

8:16pm Aug 8 2016 —

I don’t like wearing my fleecy jacket so if the weather could please co operate I would be forever grateful

8:14pm Aug 8 2016 —