Tweet Archive for August 2014

Looking for my brush has anyone seen it? It has my hair in it!

12:05am Aug 22 2014 —

Humans are my Jungle Gym!

12:02am Aug 22 2014 —

QUESTION: What makes a goose a goose why can’t they all just be ducks and get on with it

11:55pm Aug 21 2014 —

When I try to read a book and then I realise I can’t read so I put it away and I watch the movie of the book instead

11:52pm Aug 21 2014 —

I am Delighted to announce that I am very good at making friends who wants a hug?

5:33pm Aug 21 2014 —

i am delighted to inform you that wikipedia knows me like no other pic.twitter.com/jM61BuGVZJ

5:27pm Aug 21 2014 —

I’ve got 99 problems but bad breath ain’t one……

4:44pm Aug 21 2014 —

Me hungie @planetjedward where are my num nums

4:22pm Aug 21 2014 —

I don’t know what to say because I now have brain freeze…..Mmmm ice cream

1:47pm Aug 21 2014 —

I must buy a rain jacket because now it is raining and I am wet! Now I am having a bad hair day! I am not friends with Frizzy!

1:39pm Aug 21 2014 —

When I speak, I speak very well very well indeed if you could only hear my accent you would understand this posh dog

1:36pm Aug 21 2014 —

I want to take a selfie but I can’t press the button where did my fingers go?? Oh wait I never had any

1:33pm Aug 21 2014 —

I don’t just Hug people i embrace them

1:48am Aug 21 2014 —

1:46am Aug 21 2014 —

I only listen to the voice in my head because it is trustworthy! it is the voice that tells me to do my business outside

12:50am Aug 21 2014 —

My mother always told me not to Lick people to be weird but to lick them to taste their personality….hopes….and dreams

12:44am Aug 21 2014 —

when i comb my hair it feels nice! mmmm plastic running over my head

12:36am Aug 21 2014 —

Sometimes i wish i was bigger so i could share clothes with my humans @PlanetJedward

12:33am Aug 21 2014 —

My Legacy is that I like to stretch my legs to remind myself that they are long and Legurious

12:29am Aug 21 2014 —

sometimes when there is a cup of water beside me even if its not mine i still drink it anyways because i live life on the edge FIJI STYLE!

12:25am Aug 21 2014 —

Sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and then i realise that it is dark outside so i go back to bed

12:22am Aug 21 2014 —

When i go to sleep i sleep very well thanks be to god

12:18am Aug 21 2014 —

Looking at the apple on my laptop wondering if it is real food!….. and who took a bite out of the apple not cool i wanted that

10:02pm Aug 20 2014 —

i love to sleep on the grass outside because it makes me feel so down to earth

9:51pm Aug 20 2014 —

I had a tea party today with my friends John and Ed i saw a film with an unknown dog! but i saw my reflection in the screen so its all good

4:37pm Aug 20 2014 —

Cake is my best friend…It is and It isn’t

4:34pm Aug 20 2014 —

If i ever get lost i will follow the yellow brick road home #LifeAdviseWithFiji

4:32pm Aug 20 2014 —

My name is FoFo sometimes Fifi or Fiji i am every colour of the rainbow

4:31pm Aug 20 2014 —

I am Amazing that is a fact

4:28pm Aug 20 2014 —

Someone once told me i needed my roots done but i said NO! i am born this way….with white hair! i will age with grace #6monthsOld

4:28pm Aug 20 2014 —