Tweet Archive for August 2014 « page 2

My feet are Fluffy so i can tip toe into your house and still your num nums

4:26pm Aug 20 2014 —

Sometimes i grow a beard…but its all over my body…i get body beards

4:23pm Aug 20 2014 —

Sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to casually reach onto the counter top and take some food

4:08pm Aug 20 2014 —

Channel your inner Fiji to have a more a fulfilled life!

4:02pm Aug 20 2014 —

I wish I could wear trousers but now that I think of it I prefer shorts

3:27pm Aug 20 2014 —

today i no longer have spots i now have stripes because I’m wearing my bumble bee jumper….i feel like I’ve made a difference in the world!

3:21pm Aug 20 2014 —

one day i was eating grass but then i stopped because i remembered that all grass is the earths hair…..

3:16pm Aug 20 2014 —

Alot of people have been saying i am not tweeting! I AM Fiji! I AM tweeting! I AM always updating my twitter #CanTheRealFijiPleaseStandUp

9:13pm Aug 19 2014 —

My name is Fiji Mouse i have a Mullet not many dogs can say this sentence because only my name is Fiji Mouse

9:11pm Aug 19 2014 —

I don’t sleep on cushions i only sleep on people

9:09pm Aug 19 2014 —

Sometimes i run out my front door looking for an adventure but then i realise it is stupid to leave my friends behind so i go home

9:08pm Aug 19 2014 —

I can open doors with my hands this trick is very amusing for me because i can be every where i am Fiji Mouse

9:06pm Aug 19 2014 —

i feel like baby skin @WorldOfBlaze feels like carpet

9:03pm Aug 19 2014 —

I eat a lot of food incase one day i get lost and need to have some num nums
better be safe then sorry

9:02pm Aug 19 2014 —

Sometimes i wonder why i have so much arm hair and none on my back! my arms got greedy….

8:57pm Aug 19 2014 —

My NEW Fragrance FiFi by Fiji Mouse will be in stores soon, this is the first of many to come hashtag #SlayingThemHoes

8:55pm Aug 19 2014 —

Now u know my secret this means u are all my new best friends and u can sit with me at Lunch….i enjoy eating pasta…Welcome to Hogwarts

8:50pm Aug 19 2014 —

My Friends call me FiFi Belle For reasons unknown I think its because i am so Majestic

8:46pm Aug 19 2014 —

Sometimes @worldofbalze sniffs my face and then runs away because i have bad breath from not brushing my teeth #CavitiesArentCool

8:45pm Aug 19 2014 —

Sometimes i wish there was no hair in my face but then remember i would get cold and look silly

8:42pm Aug 19 2014 —

Sometimes i wonder why i have not been on the cover of Vogue! After all i am amazing!

8:40pm Aug 19 2014 —

Some people tell me i look like a Lama but then i say NO! and i run home and put on my finding Nemo outfit and remind myself i am beautiful

8:39pm Aug 19 2014 —

I used to be naked but then @Worldofblaze told me to wear some clothes

8:34pm Aug 19 2014 —

I like when the wind blows my hair out of my eyes because then i can see everything clearly in my life

8:32pm Aug 19 2014 —

RT @Keek: Is this the cutest video to hit the internet? @planetjedward thinks so! keek.com/planetjedward/…

7:33pm Aug 18 2014 —

Sometimes you gotta smile just because it’s like Ahhhhhhh feel like smiling

7:32pm Aug 18 2014 —

Sleeping with Stars! … tmblr.co/Z4-Uum1OY5IKR

7:03am Aug 18 2014 —

Cutest video to hit the Internet … tmblr.co/Z4-Uum1OXqg84

7:03am Aug 18 2014 —

RT @planetjedward: Sleeping with Stars!: youtu.be/DYEmy3LR-c4?a via @YouTube

3:18am Aug 18 2014 —

3:18am Aug 18 2014 —