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Tweet Archive for August 2014 « page 2
My feet are Fluffy so i can tip toe into your house and still your num nums
Sometimes i grow a beard…but its all over my body…i get body beards
Sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to casually reach onto the counter top and take some food
Channel your inner Fiji to have a more a fulfilled life!
I wish I could wear trousers but now that I think of it I prefer shorts
today i no longer have spots i now have stripes because I’m wearing my bumble bee jumper….i feel like I’ve made a difference in the world!
one day i was eating grass but then i stopped because i remembered that all grass is the earths hair…..
Alot of people have been saying i am not tweeting! I AM Fiji! I AM tweeting! I AM always updating my twitter #CanTheRealFijiPleaseStandUp
My name is Fiji Mouse i have a Mullet not many dogs can say this sentence because only my name is Fiji Mouse
I don’t sleep on cushions i only sleep on people
Sometimes i run out my front door looking for an adventure but then i realise it is stupid to leave my friends behind so i go home
I can open doors with my hands this trick is very amusing for me because i can be every where i am Fiji Mouse
i feel like baby skin @WorldOfBlaze feels like carpet
I eat a lot of food incase one day i get lost and need to have some num nums
better be safe then sorry
Sometimes i wonder why i have so much arm hair and none on my back! my arms got greedy….
Now u know my secret this means u are all my new best friends and u can sit with me at Lunch….i enjoy eating pasta…Welcome to Hogwarts
My Friends call me FiFi Belle For reasons unknown I think its because i am so Majestic
Sometimes @worldofbalze sniffs my face and then runs away because i have bad breath from not brushing my teeth #CavitiesArentCool
Sometimes i wish there was no hair in my face but then remember i would get cold and look silly
Sometimes i wonder why i have not been on the cover of Vogue! After all i am amazing!
Some people tell me i look like a Lama but then i say NO! and i run home and put on my finding Nemo outfit and remind myself i am beautiful
I used to be naked but then @Worldofblaze told me to wear some clothes
I like when the wind blows my hair out of my eyes because then i can see everything clearly in my life
RT @Keek: Is this the cutest video to hit the internet? @planetjedward thinks so! keek.com/planetjedward/…
Sometimes you gotta smile just because it’s like Ahhhhhhh feel like smiling
Sleeping with Stars! … tmblr.co/Z4-Uum1OY5IKR
Cutest video to hit the Internet … tmblr.co/Z4-Uum1OXqg84
RT @planetjedward: Sleeping with Stars!: youtu.be/DYEmy3LR-c4?a via @YouTube
RT @planetjedward: Sleeping ZzzzzZ @FijiMouse pic.twitter.com/elzUtjDJXZ